( *WAILS, NASHES TEETH, FISTS IN HAIR* )

I had all these plans to catch up on Torchwood someday, but the internet has frightened me out of them.

Jon Stewart should call Stephen Colbert "baby" at least five times per show. XD

Two of the most significant pieces of media in my life have come together. XD

Things That Rock
Iron Man

Things That Do Not Rock
Law & Order SVU. Especially when it encroaches on my porn.*

*I don't mean they had an episode about porn that ruined it or anything. I mean that it's a shitfest of a show, and as I sit at the computer, taking in porn, I can overhear it coming from the living room. No girl-boners for me. :[

A few nights ago I was sitting up with my brother and I saw a commercial for Las Vegas. (Tourism and such, you know the kind.) The narrator said, "Thinking is inversely proportional to fun... Thinking causes pain." I screamed. My brother looked up from the computer and demanded to know if I had seen a rat or something. I yelled "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY ( Read more... )

List seven songs you are into right now, no matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

1) The Long Black Veil (Live @ Folsom ( Read more... )

BK COMMERCIAL: *strange viking rockstar chicken fries*
ALEJANDRO: Those are dumb. I will not eat anything they claim is "ampli-fried".